Disney March Maleness Preview: Beasts Round 1

Disney March Maleness voting in the Beasts section of the bracket begins this Sunday, 3/22. Below is a preview of the sexy beasts that need your votes! To vote in these matches, just tweet your choice using the hashtag #DisneyMarchMagic anytime on Sunday. Be sure to @ mention the guy you’re voting for so he feels the Twitter love! The man with the most votes in each match moves on to the next round. Only one vote per prince per battle though!

Guy Selga vs. Turkey Leg Jeff

Guy Selga vs. Turkey Leg Jeff

Why You Should Vote for Guy: Ummm… he’s running against me, so you shouldn’t! Just kidding. What can I say about Guy? He’s my oldest friend in the Disney community, and I love him to death. He’s got a laid back attitude that draws you in. He’s open minded and gives everyone a fair shake. He married his high school sweetheart, which just makes me love him even more. Honestly, I can’t think of any good reason NOT to vote for Guy. Check out his blog and you’ll fall in love too.

Why You Should Vote for Jeff: Well, I’m single for starters. And seriously, if you are interested in a date, just e-mail me! No, seriously. My fragile self esteem has me dreading this contest, so buoy me with your expressions of interest. Don’t worry if you don’t live close; I love to travel.

Gaston Vs. Kevin Quigley

WDW Gaston vs. Kevin Quigley

Why You Should Vote for Gaston: No one makes love like Gaston. No one french kisses like Gaston. No one takes care of your grandmother while you’re at work like Gaston? Well, maybe not. He’s a jerk, but he’s a hot one. And this guy who plays him in the Magic Kingdom really melts my butter.

Why You Should Vote for Kevin: Easily the buffest of the beauties in the tournament, Kevin is also a really great guy. He’s got a billion interests, so you’ll never run out of things to talk about. He’s got A LOT of tattoos, so he doesn’t have commitment issues. Well, he also has a husband of 15+ years, so the commitment ship has sailed. Sorry. But let’s just say that if you are into gym selfies, muscles, Starbucks, and Spaceship Earth, Kevin’s brand of sexual thunder is bound to empty your rain clouds!

Schmoofy Vs. Mr. Brett Young

Bret T. vs. Brett Young

Why You Should Vote for Bret: Bret is always keeping us up to date with the lastest WDW #hubbub on his Twitter account. Schmoofy can often be found running from one photo op to the next. Could it be that he just hasn’t found a woman worth stopping for? Maybe, or maybe this playboy of the Magic Kingdom likes to make fireworks with lots of different ladies. We can all believe in the power of Wishes and hope he spreads a little love our way. Then all our wishes (wishes) will come true.

Why You Should Vote for Brett: Let’s be honest—if we are going on looks alone, Brett Young wins hands down. He is hot as hell. His inspirational weight loss story spawned the hashtag #GetOffTheCouch. But to be frank, I’d love to get on the couch, or the bed, with this Canadian dreamboat. He’s a teacher and a devout Christian, so you can bet he’s a nice guy. But as you can see from his picture, he likes to get dirty. Sounds like my kind of man.

Kyle Gorman Vs. Scott Barrett

Kyle G. vs. Scott Barrett

Why You Should Vote for Kyle: If I could marry one guy in this tourney, it would be Kyle. He’s cute, he’s nice, he’s adorably geeky, he’s smart, and he’s always got a smile on his face. Who doesn’t love that? He’s shacked up with the mysterious Mr. S, though, so alas, life has killed the dream I dreamed. This cute Connecticuter can drop in anytime for video games… or any other games he has on his mind!

Why You Should Vote for Scott: He’s the former co-host of the dearly missed BetaMouse podcast, but I know that he hasn’t slipped from your heart. Genuinely one of the best bros you’ll ever meet, he’s smoking hot too. What I wouldn’t give to cuddle up with him in a flying elephant or spend a little QT with him in a cave on Tom Sawyer’s Island. Alas, he’s straight and married. Seriously. Are there any single guys out there?!?!?!


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